#Oh Kailey

Hey Kailey…

Kiss Me Slowly just came on and I’m weeping. 

Why aren’t you on iChat? 

#Oh Kailey

We’re having a Dip-Off at church on Sunday…

and by that I mean we’re having a contest to see who can make the best dip for the Superbowl party we’re having. I’m already planning on making three different kinds of dip because I need to win this contest. Normally I’m not a competitive person… but when cooking in any form is involved, I get hyper competitive. I will show my cooking prowess. 

#I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW#I AM SO JEALOUS

That time my brother asked me about Jesse Tyler Ferguson.

  • Phil: So does the name Jesse Tyler Ferguson mean anything to you?
  • Me: As in the hilarious gay ginger on Modern Family?
  • Phil: Yes.
  • Me: What about him?
  • Phil: I'm in charge of his dressing room tonight.
  • Me: .... WAIT WHAT?
  • Phil: Yep. In charge of the backstage and dressing room for the evening.
  • Me: Where are you?
  • Phil: At work. Sitting in the Fine Arts Center. They are on stage right now interviewing him.
  • Me: Oh my gosh. I am green with jealous rage right now.
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#I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW#I AM SO JEALOUS
when you meet BTR and it's time for you to leave (after of course you've distributed my number to logan and or someone to pass it on to zayn) please PLEASE just look at them in all seriousness and say "I have yo go now, my pants are cold."
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yerthemockingjaykatniss ASKED

OH MY GOD. 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Marshall, John Gomez, Joey Thunder. 

Good night.