That time my brother asked me about Jesse Tyler Ferguson.

Phil: So does the name Jesse Tyler Ferguson mean anything to you?
Me: As in the hilarious gay ginger on Modern Family?
Phil: Yes.
Me: What about him?
Phil: I'm in charge of his dressing room tonight.
Me: .... WAIT WHAT?
Phil: Yep. In charge of the backstage and dressing room for the evening.
Me: Where are you?
Phil: At work. Sitting in the Fine Arts Center. They are on stage right now interviewing him.
Me: Oh my gosh. I am green with jealous rage right now.

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